Thursday, April 8, 2010

Haircut observations

"The person who cuts your hair gives you squiggly hair," declares Marcus.

"Oh, really?"

"Yes. and he gives me handsome hair."

PAUSE

"And he gives Nate thick hair."

"Yes, I believe you're right," say I.

Accidentpurpose

"Sometimes I do things on accidentpurpose," said Marcus.

"Accidentpurpose? Do you mean by accident, or on purpose?" I asked.

"I mean by accidentpurpose. It's not by accident and it's not on purpose. It's both."

"Oh, I see..."

"But you can't get arrested...right, Dad?"

"No, I wouldn't think so..."